You may not know this but I've a slight soft spot for cricket,keeping up with ashes is a vice of mine .
As a youth i played for my school .My first match was against a rather posh local school ,the chaps had all the gear proper turned out ,you know the type PONCY.
Any way i smashed a few but was bowled out quite sharp Bugger arse i thought WE LOST
We had the last laugh we let the toffs mini van tyres down, then caught the bus home stopping off for chips at the FRYER TUCK CHIPPY
Now i know what ya thinking that was not very sporting WELL WHO CARES .
Me cricketing career went very well ended up playing for the young farmers club ,and got a few trophy's to boot.
BLOODY GOOD SHOW